Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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