quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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