If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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