Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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