I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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