she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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