I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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