Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
