Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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