He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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