That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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