I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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