pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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