I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
