Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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