i just google imaged poop.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Randomize
