STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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