youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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