About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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