u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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