All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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