just come out here and I will go home with you...
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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