He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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