oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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