At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
where are my eyebrows?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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