Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I need to align my fucking chakras
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