i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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