Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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