she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
we should paint friendship bongs
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