There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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