margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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