just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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