"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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