so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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