i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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