Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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