i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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