we have officially lost it.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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