i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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