I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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