i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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