Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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I need you to use more vowels.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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