Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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