I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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