This is not my ceiling
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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