I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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