Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Can Purell be used as lube?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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