You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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