The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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