The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
No I am not eating basil off your cock
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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