You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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